Step Aside, Dave Ramsey

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The youngest financial counselor has been discovered! In a discussion with his sister, Merrick Sinclair revealed uncanny insights into current day financial trends.

Upon remarking that he would still be living at home when he was 37, Carina Sinclair asked him his reason for such certainty. Without pause, Merrick replied, "Because I'm not going to get a job. I'll just live at home and borrow money from the bank when I need it."

Sounds pretty current to me.

"Where did you get this idea of borrowing money from the bank to live on, Merrick?"

"From The Game of LIFE."

Thank you very much, Milton Bradley...